TOP 20 FUNNY QUOTES
Find Hilarious Quotes to make you laugh here. If you don’t have that much time just bookmark our page and look it up whenever you need. On this page, you can find the top 20 funny quotes. Go through all our funny quotes and share them with your social circle to make harmony. These happy quotes will help to get rid of your worries for some time. As well as share with family and friends to spread your happiness with them. Funny family quotes can make everyone feel nice. Here you can avail of the all-time best funny quotes.
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1. When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father... I’m very sorry, We did everything we could… But he pulled through…Rodney Dangerfield
2. It is the duty of the Patriot to protect his country from its government…Thomas Paine
3. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research…Wilson Mizner
4. Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead…Bill McGlashen
5. The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets…Al McGuire
6. Beauty isn’t worth thinking about; what’s important is your mind. You don’t want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head…Garrison Keillor
7. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing…Emo Philips
8. Yes, Madam, I am drunk but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly…Winston Churchill
9. Your environment will eat your goals and plans for breakfast…Steve Pavlina
10. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and, whatever you hit, call it the target…Ashleigh Brilliant
11. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket... Will Rogers
12. I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s good as they’re going to feel all day…Frank Sinatra
13. You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is…Ellen DeGeneres
14. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it…Franklin P. Jones
15. Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat…Jim Davis
16. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt…Abraham Lincoln
17. The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax…Albert Einstein
18. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button…Sam Levenson
19. The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax…Albert Einstein
20. If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything…Marilyn Monroe
Conclusion
We don’t have time to spend with family and friends and have fun with them. But to be healthy you need to smile wholeheartedly every day. To get mental peace we need to find funny things. We can find lots of videos, books, and animated movies to be funny. On social media also we can find plenty of funny things. Every day, just find some time to read these funny things to be happy.
Keep laughing and Stay Happy!
